A news release from Johnson County resident Clint Anderson:
Conservatives, Stand Up!
Protest Obama’s socialism this Saturday!!
Where: 95th & Mission – McDonalds (NE corner, under construction)
What to do: Cheer for freedom and protest liberal socialism! Bring a handmade sign (suggestions below)! Bring your kids! Bring an American flag!
When: 9 – 10:30 AM (we conservatives have real-world responsibilities, so we can’t do this all day!)
Spirit: Pro-America, respectful disagreement with the expansion of Obama’s socialiam and the “bailout economy”
Signs: Use posterboard and large markers. Need to be short & pithy. Suggestions below:
* No socialism!
* Less government, More freedom
* Less government, More Prosperity
* No socialized healthcare!
* Change that I’m afraid of!
* Government IS the problem!
* Honk for Freedom!
* Socialism FAILS!
* Honk if you love freedom!
* No Porkulus!
Contact: Clint Anderson, email@example.com, 913-424-3564